How to Skip Work on Thursday & Friday

March 16, 2010 - 6:11 am

How to Skip Work on Thursday & Friday

We've long advocated the same strategy. 1) Don't go around the office talking about your brackets to everyone on Monday. It'll just put the spotlight on you. Better move - mention that you got "caught in the rain" this weekend after going to a movie/wedding/whatever. 2) On Tuesday, feign illness - but not too much. A sneeze here, a cough there, and some sniffling when necessary. 3) Wednesday is when you really ham it up and bring on the cold. People will say, "oh man, it must have gotten worse overnight." The Tuesday pre-sick is crucial to set up Wednesday. 4) Thursday, call in sick. Enjoy the tournament. If you can stretch it to Friday, great. Worse case scenario - you have to go in Friday, but take a long late lunch so you catch the final 10 minutes of the first set of games and the first 10 minutes of the second set of games.

Chef Ben Benedict
3/16/10

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